C'est La Vie

The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone

∞06:04 pm, by ladymaethoriel

[lol] [when you see it] [it will never not be funny]

zooey deschanel: is that rain?
iphone: no. that's actually acid falling from the sky.
zooey deschanel: let's get tomato soup delivered!
iphone: there are restaurants that deliver tomato soup? you've got to be kidding me. wait, no. yep. there sure are.
zooey deschanel: good, cause i don't want to put on real shoes.
iphone: yeah, i'd hate for you to ruin your new pair of toms.
zooey deschanel: remind me to clean up... tomorrow.
iphone: i'll do anything to get you to leave me the fuck alone.
zooey deschanel: excellent. today, we're dancing. play 'shake, rattle and roll.'
iphone: first let me download a gold star for you and your offbeat song choices. you sure know how to move to the beat of your own drum, zooey!

∞08:00 pm, reblogged by ladymaethoriel ∩3557

[I hate] [this fucking] [commercial]

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∞01:12 am, by ladymaethoriel ∩2

[personal] [photography] [instagram]

For the next hour I’ll answer every single one of your extremely personal messages, even if you’re anon.

(Source: codeine-codeine)

∞12:02 pm, reblogged by ladymaethoriel ∩192379

(Source: just-random-things)

∞06:15 pm, reblogged by ladymaethoriel ∩148

[my life]

ohmyasiann:

I still adore this song xD

∞11:48 am, reblogged by ladymaethoriel ∩35

[oh] [my] [god] [I have to watch this movie again now.]

(Source: annperkins)

∞06:14 pm, reblogged by ladymaethoriel ∩8648

[LOL] [that last gif though] [IT'S NOT GONNA SUCK ITSELF!]

When I interviewed Jay-Z last year, I asked him if he felt creeped out by how many white people seemed to like “N***** in Paris,” and if he’d ever had white people use the word to his face in the course of talking to him about the song, and if he thought maybe the reason white people liked it so much was that they liked having an excuse to say “n****.” This was one of several questions he answered by chuckling and suddenly seeming super-interested in the flavor profile of what he was eating — which in this case was fine, because I was just trying to orchestrate an amusing-postracial-yuks moment I could use in a story and he could tell and wasn’t going to make it that easy for me. But then after a second he told me white people should just call it “Paris.” Then he ate some fish.

Ninja: A Short History of a Less-Troublesome Word - Hollywood Prospectus Blog - Grantland

I feel like this is important because white people really like Jay-z and he’s telling them it’s not ok to say the n word. So the next time there’s a WHY CAN’T WE SAY IT uprising the dwindling number of reasonable tumblr users can point to this quote and Jay’s lack of amusement and say “Do you want to anger your one Black friend?”

(via shana—e)

It’s the typical two-tiered society we are constructing in America. Listen, I am not promoting using the n-word but it is absolutely unacceptable to claim to dislike the word while using it all the time. Either everyone can use it or no one, anything else is hypocrisy. Also it’s amusing that Jay-Z would sneer that way considering he would be washing cars if it wasn’t for white people. The majority of rap music, and especially his pop music, is bought by white people. He can claim he doesn’t cater to them, but he does. You can’t have it both ways.

(via tonybalogna)

I’ll just leave this perfect response here.

∞04:20 pm, reblogged by ladymaethoriel ∩941

As a woman, this is true…when it comes to men. Men are definitely nicer to me because of my looks. Women on the other hand…not so much. I can’t count the amount of dirty looks I’ve gotten because someone’s boyfriend had the audacity to smile at me. And who can forget the lovely lady who wrote “cover your fucking tits ho!” on my credit card receipt because her husband glanced at my cleavage.

(Source: myfreakingfuckeduplife)

∞04:09 pm, reblogged by ladymaethoriel ∩85010

When I interviewed Jay-Z last year, I asked him if he felt creeped out by how many white people seemed to like “N***** in Paris,” and if he’d ever had white people use the word to his face in the course of talking to him about the song, and if he thought maybe the reason white people liked it so much was that they liked having an excuse to say “n****.” This was one of several questions he answered by chuckling and suddenly seeming super-interested in the flavor profile of what he was eating — which in this case was fine, because I was just trying to orchestrate an amusing-postracial-yuks moment I could use in a story and he could tell and wasn’t going to make it that easy for me. But then after a second he told me white people should just call it “Paris.” Then he ate some fish.

Ninja: A Short History of a Less-Troublesome Word - Hollywood Prospectus Blog - Grantland

I feel like this is important because white people really like Jay-z and he’s telling them it’s not ok to say the n word. So the next time there’s a WHY CAN’T WE SAY IT uprising the dwindling number of reasonable tumblr users can point to this quote and Jay’s lack of amusement and say “Do you want to anger your one Black friend?”

(via shana—e)

There you go, White People. You have your answer now.

Personally, all my non-black friends call it Wizards In Paris. But that’s because we are also huge nerds.

(via glossylalia)

White people (aka that Splenda-coated twatwaffle Katy Perry) should also not be asinine enough to cover the song. Even if they don’t use the word. Seriously, people. Look at your life. Look at your choices.

(via ethiopienne)

This pisses me off. If you don’t want white people saying the word, don’t put it in a fucking song. If it’s so racially degrading then why is it used at all, regardless of race? So when white people are singing along to this song that they like, they have to replace the word just because they’re white? What the fuck.

∞12:43 pm, reblogged by ladymaethoriel ∩941